"She's gone. She gave me a pen. I gave her my heart... she gave me a pen"
- Lloyd Dobler

"If you start out depressed, everything's kind of a pleasant surprise."
-- Lloyd Dobler

Lloyd Dobler: I got a question. If you guys know so much about women, how come you're here at like the Gas 'n' Sip on a Saturday night completely alone drinking beers with no women anywhere?
(Long Pause)
Joe: By choice, man!

Diane Court: Nobody thinks it will work, do they?
Lloyd Dobler: No. You just described every great success story.

If anything happens it usually happens in the first five minutes of the flight.... so when you hear that smoking sign go ding, you know everything is gonna be okay.
- Lloyd to Diane on the plane